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******IN Hindi ********* Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand...

In Hindi:-

WOh Palkhon kay kinarey jo hum ne kabhi bighoye hi nahi, Yeh mat Samajhna Kay Hum Kabhi ROye HI nAHi, Woh ROz Puchhtey Thay kAy Khuwabon Mein kIya Dekha, Aur Ik Hum Hain Jo Ik Umar Se SOye HI NAHi..
X’cuse me, Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho aur sms parh rahe ho to “Good Night” Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur sms subah parho gay to phir “Good Morning”
Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay, Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay sath le ker sawaar ho jayen. “Good Night“
Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi, Goodnight.
Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara, Lagta he pyara ek ek tara, Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara… Good Night ..!
Charoo Taraaf CHAND Fekarela hai Light, Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube Light aur sone ka Tight, Bole to BYE... Goood Nite.
khoobsurat aankhain teri raat ko jaagna choor day, khud ba khud neend aa jayegi tu mujhey soochna choor day. Good Night.
Sote hue ko jagayenge hum, Aap ki ninde churayenge hum, Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum, Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum. Goodnight!
Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.
AGAR MANZIL PANI HAI TO HOSLA SAATH RAKHNA, AGAR PYAR PANA HAI TO AITBAAR SATH RAKHNA, AUR AGAR HAMESHA MUSKURANA HAI TO SONE SE PEHLE,HUMEN YAAD RAKHNA GOOD NIGHT.
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.
Dil me halka sa ek shor ho raha hai, Bina SMS ke dil bor ho raha hai, Kahi aisa to nahi ki ek pyaasa sa Dost Good Night kiye bina hi so raha hai.
Tere bistar par makdi lage, Tere room me machar fire, raat ko lite chali jaye, Puri raat garmi lage, tere sapne me BHOOT aaye. Chal aab soja... Good Nite!
Ab itni raat ko apun apko kisi baba ka satsang sunane k liye msg nahi kiya ,commonsense ki baat hai ki aapko gud nite bolne ka tha.chalo ludak jao....gud night.
Pyari si Raat me pyare se sitare, pyara sa chand,pyari si chandani, or pyari si thandi hawaye ek pyare se dost ko pyari si nind de jaye.
tum ko shram nahi aati rat kay 12 bajay ek jawan aur tanha lardki ko miss call kar ke us kay jazbat or ehsasat ko jagaty ho sharam karo or soo jao BYE G00D NIGHT..!
jab yaad tumhare ate hay hum yado may ko jatay hay kuch tais se dil pe lagte hay hum ro ro k so jatay hay .

In English:-
If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost, U know whats wrong? U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’ Good Night.
One evening i will come 2 ur room lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face And I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!
A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed, Calling ur nice Name so softly, Throwing flowers on U And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight, Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight…. But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night. Goodnight.
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams.
A bed of clouds for U to sleep, Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp, Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U, May u sleep peacefully thru out the night. “Good Night”
I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey into the dream world. Good Night.
You may think that I forgot you. You may think that I don’t care, and you may think that I’m not thinking of you. Well, you’re wrong. You’re still in my dreams.,, goodnight.
If the Candles cannot burn without light, If Moon cannot Shine without Night, Then how can i Sleep without wishing you Good Night...??
Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night..
Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn’t find a better friend like you! GoodNight.
One of d best msg i ever read... "Haatho ki lakiron par, kabhi vishwaas na karna, kyunki taqdir to unki bhi hoti hai, jinke haath nahi hote"... GN.SD.TC.
No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there are stars or moon,as long as ur heart is true,SWEET DREAMS wl b always wt u. GOOD NIGHT:-)tk cr.
If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost, U know whats wrong? U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’ Good Night.
A sleepy msg from a sleepy friend to a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason in a sleepy mood at a sleepy time wid a sleepy style to say sleepy sleepy good night....
G -o to Bed O -ff the lights O -ut of tension D -reams come N -ice sleep I -gnore worries G -et up earlier H -ave a nice thought
T -hank the GOD.

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Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,

Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Good Morning
X’cuse me,
Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
aur sms parh rahe ho to
“Good Night”

Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
“Good Morning”
Good Morning..!
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Ab neeche nashta
dhond rahe ho kia?
Aik bar keh to diya
“Good Morning”
Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
Good Morning.
Soraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khomar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY.
ne ye Paigaam bheja hai Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se HumGood Morning.
Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri
tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

In English:-
May you begin this day with a smile on your face,
and with happiness for your soul to embrace.
Good Morning my love.
Morning is not only sunrise
but a beautiful miracle of GOD
that defeats the darkness & spread light.
May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
“Good Morning“
The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the
Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated.
A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving
us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.
Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer
bright mornings & fresh hopes....**Good Morning** to one such person.
Life is like a Book: Each day a new page with adventures to experience, lessons to
learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today. Good Morning.
I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday....
Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday....
But I do have a heart... that cares for you everyday. Good Morning.
Happiness Keeps U SWEET, Trials Make U STRONG, Sorrows Keeps U HUMBLE,
Sucess Keeps You GLOWING. Wish u a lovely and sweet morning, Gud Day.
Just 3 Steps to end your tensions: Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Control yourself,
Look for alternate solution and
Delete the situation that caused tension!

Good Morning!
Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
and you do not know what it will bring back,
a new day, a new life, a new friend, a new love

Good Morning.
With petals of Roses,
Palm full of Holy water,
Light of full Sun,
Fragrance of flower and grass with dew.
I wish U a
v. special
GOOD Moning.
Blue be the sky above you,
Soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
Good Morning.
With petals of Roses,
Palm full of Holy water,
Light of full Sun,
Fragrance of flower and grass with dew.
I wish U a v. special
GOOD Moning.
Morning is God’s way of saying ‘1 more time… Go, live life, Make a difference, touch
ones heart, encourage 1’s mind, inspire 1’s soul & enjoy d day…’ 1 more time.
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled, i wish your day is full of SMILE $**Gud
Morning**$.
“DREAMS visit us when we are asleep” but
GOD is truly wise, He wakes us up each day
and gives us every chance to make our
DREAMS come true!Good Morning!
A new day, a new sun, makes us to have a new run.
Come out of your dreams and see the world outstide. Waiting for you as a new day
has already begun.Good Morning!
Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get.
Keep smiling always it increases ur face value. Have a terrific day. GOOD MORNING.
3 glances - 1 smile
3 smiles - 1 meeting
3 meeting - 1 kiss
3 kisses - 1 proposal
3 proposal - 1 marriage
and that
1 marriage - 3 words
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ISKI TO GAYI…
Good Morning!

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""""HiNdI FuNnY SmS:-

ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai k saari duniya ko mita dunga ,mai sari duniya ko
mita dunga.dosra pagal has kar bola he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga.
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I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
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Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
unke aane ki aas lagti hai ,
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
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Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha ho
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Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho.
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Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
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Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
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Machhar ne aap ko kata,
Yeh us ka junoon tha,
Aap ne khujli ki,
Aap ka sukoon tha,
Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara,
Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha.
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American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai! .
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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife
with him.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney
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Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi.
Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi.
aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi.
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Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
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SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT,
NADI jitni EFFORT,
BALTI jitna ESTIMATE,
DABBEY jitni SALARY,
CHULLU jitna INCREMENT,
To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT
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DO MENDAK:
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar tar”
dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
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Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yun aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana!
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Ladki aisi paheli hai,
Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai,
Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”.
Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?”
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Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to
kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali,
jis mod se guzro wahan ke
har ghar se awaaz aaye,
Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye.
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain
Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai
bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan.
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Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.
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Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi

khaoge
Bachche: Nahi karenge sir

Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge
Bachche: Theek hai sir

Sir: Jua nahi kheloge
Bachche: OK sir

Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge
Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya .
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
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Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!
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Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jagha na mile
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Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
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Ladka Bola :
Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

Ladki Boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

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Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.
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Doctor ke haath me phoolon ki mala dekhkar patient ne poocha:
Doctor ye mala kiske liye he?
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Doctor ne jawab diya:
Yeh mera pehla operation he agar success gaya to mere liye varna tumhare liye
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""""EnGlIsH fUnNy sMs""""

Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he
doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..
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Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in
your heart.
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susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
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Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog
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Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
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Girls problems: phone mat karo dear, mom hai near, dad se lagta hai fear,
Baat hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear, without fear and very clear.
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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do
It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek
Se Mera Kya Hoga
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kuch fasle sirf aankhon se hote hain, dil k fasle toh baton me hote hain, hum lakh koshish kare bhulane ki, magar kuch rishte saanso se hote hain.
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Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart !
DEFINITELY U !
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In a year I m: 365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U !
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There are 3 Chambers in My Heart
One for my Mum
One for my Dad
One for God
What about U ?
Sorry No place for u in my Heart ! !
Because Friends like you are my HEART BEAT
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My heart's like an open book,
it depends on how u read me.
Don"t judge me by my cover..
Look in and discover..
i will be ur True friend
for ever...
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Distances never separate any relation,
time never builds any relation.
If feelings r true from heart,
then friends r always friends forever!
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Treat life as sea, your heart as sea-shore,
And friend as waves.
It never matters how many waves r their,
What matter is which one touches the shore…
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn’t jump with them,
I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
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Some friends forget
Some move away
Some keep silent
Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them.
I’m here just 4 two moments
.. now & 4ever…!!:)
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True meaning of friendship:
Where there is no compromise
in telling the secret.
And there is no secret
for which u need to compromise.
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Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.
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Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in
your heart.
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"Friendship often ends in love; but love ends in friendship - NEVER."
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I Say and You Listen,
its a Good Friendship.
You Say and I Listen,
is a Better Friendship.
But I dont Say and You Understand,
is “Best Friendship.
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When things turn out
bad and your strength is
no longer enough to carry them.
You must never give up,
cause when your strength ends,
my worth is your friend begins.
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If I cud give u a gift…
I wud give u the ability 2 see urself,
d way I c u,
so that u wud know what a wonderful FRIEND u are!
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A true and caring friend
doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough,
because it is not the mouth
that really speaks but
it is the heart that feels.

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