Every Thing By Heart

मैं दो कदम चलता और एक पल को रूकता मगर,
इस एक पल में जिन्दगी मुझसे 4 कदम आगे chali जाती,
मैं फिर दो कदम चलता और एक पल को रूकता मगर,
जिन्दगी मुझसे फिर ४ कदम आगे chali जाती,
जिन्दगी को jeet ta देख मैं muskurata और जिन्दगी मेरी mushkurahat पर hainran होती,
ये silsila yuhi चलता रहा ,
फिर एक दिन मुझको hasta देख एक sitare ने पुछा "तुम harkar भी muskurate हो
,क्या तुम्हे दुःख नहीं होता haar का?"तब मैंने कहा ,
मुझे पता है एक ऐसी sarhad aayegi jaha से जिन्दगी ४ तो क्या एक कदम भी आगे नहीं जा payegi
और तब जिन्दगी मेरा intzaar karegi
और मैं तब भी अपनी raftar से yuhi चलता रुकता
wahan pahunchunga .........एक पल ruk कर जिन्दगी की taraf देख कर muskuraoonga,
beete safar को एक नज़र देख अपने कदम फिर badhaoonga ,
ठीक usi पल मैं जिन्दगी से jeet jaunga,मैं अपनी haar पर muskuraya था
और अपनी jeet पर भी muskuraunga और जिन्दगी अपनी jeet पर भी न मुस्कुरा पाई थी
और अपनी haar पर भी न मुस्कुरा पायेगी ,
बस तभी मैं जिन्दगी को जीना सिखाऊँगा !!!!

Bulava ke ham "Akela" ko pasheman bhi bahut hain

*IN Hindi........

1. Aaj se theek 5 din baad Christmas Day.. Aaj se theek 11 din baad New Year.. Bolo tumhe kya wish karun? Chalo DONO aik saath kar deta hoon. But! I think I must be first one who wished you like this. **Happy Christmas Day.... ....Happy New Year******
2. Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
3. Christmas sms in bengali Devdoot banke koi aayega Saari tammanaye tumhari poori kar jayega Christmas k iss khush din pe Dher sare tohfe aur khushiyan de jayega.. Christmas mubarak !
4. Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
   
   *In English****
   
5. From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
6. To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect."
7. At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year
8. For thy lord your God had made it possible for u to see the month of December! So shall all impossibility in your will be possible! Wishing u merry x-mas!!
   
9. In this X-mas, In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true, At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses, then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U! Happy Merry Christmas
10. I wish U Lovely X-mas I wish U Favorable ” I wish U Enjoyable ” U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U! Merry X-Mas.
11. I hope you have a wonderful christmas have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays!
12. A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
13. Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
14. Have an ideal Christmas; an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
15. If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. HAPPY CHRISTMAS
16. ()”"”() ,* ( ‘o’ ) ,*** =(,,)=(”‘)<- data-blogger-escaped-span=""> (”"),,,(”") “** Roses 4 u… MERRY CHRISTMAS to U…
    
17. Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U.
18. r you. Me Christmas is... about church bells, Christmas trees, carols, twinkling lights and joy filled days, too. Christmas is... about hoping and wishing for life's very best forry Christmas! Happy New Year
19. I wish U Lovely X-mas I wish U Favorable " I wish U Enjoyable " U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U! Merry X-Mas.
20. 
    In this X-mas, In the daytime if sun shin so shall Ur espectation come true,
    At night when moon comes out so shall U recieve blesses, then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all ur problem away from U!
    Happy X-Mas!
    
21. May all the sweet magic Of Christmas conspire To gladden your hearts And fill every desire.
22. Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; it’s watching U.
23. Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas! Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!
24. Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.
25. Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
26. Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.
    
    
    MERRY CHRISTMAS DEAR .........
    Thanks & Regards
    Chanchal Singh "Akela"
    
    
    
    
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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali.

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DIWALI SMS:-

Is DIWALI se agli DIWALI tak apko
GHARWALI
BAHARWALI
SABJIWALI
PADOSWALI
COLLEGEWALI
DODHWALI
DILWALI
KAMWALI
FULWALI
sab ka pyar mile
HAPPY DIWALI.

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I Pray to God to give U Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI.

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Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali. Happy Diwali.

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MITHAIYAN HO OVERFLOW, MASTI HO KABHI NA LOW, PATHAKHO
KA SUROOR CHAYA RAHE, POCKET MAI BHARI MAYA RAHE, GOOD
LUCK KI HO BOCHAR , AISA HO AAPKE LIYE DIWALI KA TYOHAR.

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Lal Gulabi RANG hai, Jhoom raha SANSAR, Suraj ki Kirne Khushiyon ki BAHAR, Chand
ki Chandni, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak ho Apko DIWALI ka tyohar.

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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, Pyar ki shuruvat
apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. Happy Diwali.

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Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket, Ur Ears Chakari, Ur
Nose Fuljari, Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality
Bomb, SMS Karo Varna I'm Comin With Agarbatti.

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Dhamako Ki Starting, Patakho Ki Bauchar, Suraj Ki
Kirane, Apno Ka Pyaar, Mubaar Ho Aapko Dipawali Ka
Tyuhaar, Jiwan Main Ho Khushiya Apar.

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Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali .

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Na dimag se
Na zuban se
Na paigam se
Na message se
Na gift se
Appko happy diwali
Direct dil se.

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Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
"Happy Diwali".

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Pal Pal Sunhare Fool Khile,
Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto Ka Saamna,
Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se Bhari Rahe,
Dipawali Par Humaari Yahi Shubhkaamna.

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Y khas msg hai ise 1 din baad padhana kaha tha na 1 din baad nahi manoge to ye lo
*HAPPY DEEPAWALI* kiya na maine sabse pehle wish.

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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,(
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Diwali”.

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Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali.

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Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu
culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Diwali.

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With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!.

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Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and
Success as bright as Gold... These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of
Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!.

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For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali”.

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As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

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If u want to become a great man in the world. Spend ur
life like a candle. HAPPY DIWALI:;
Memories of moments celebrated together.... ...
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever..... ..
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY DIWALI.

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Deepawali SMS: A warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor,
that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer,
and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

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help ever....hurt never....
love ever....hate never....
give ever...except never...
smile ever...cry never...
think me ever...forget me never
Happy Diwali.

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Who r v 2 say:
Who's hindu?
Who's muslim?
When there's ALI in Diw-ali & RAM in Ram-zan. Send this SMS 2 as many frns 2 make
INDIA united.
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In Hindi:-

1. WOh Palkhon kay kinarey jo hum ne kabhi bighoye hi nahi, Yeh mat Samajhna Kay Hum Kabhi ROye HI nAHi, Woh ROz Puchhtey Thay kAy Khuwabon Mein kIya Dekha, Aur Ik Hum Hain Jo Ik Umar Se SOye HI NAHi..
   
   
2. X’cuse me, Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho aur sms parh rahe ho to “Good Night” Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur sms subah parho gay to phir “Good Morning”
   
3. Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay, Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay sath le ker sawaar ho jayen. “Good Night“
   
4. Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi, Goodnight.
   
5. Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara, Lagta he pyara ek ek tara, Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara, Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara… Good Night ..!
   
6. Charoo Taraaf CHAND Fekarela hai Light, Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube Light aur sone ka Tight, Bole to BYE... Goood Nite.
   
7. khoobsurat aankhain teri raat ko jaagna choor day, khud ba khud neend aa jayegi tu mujhey soochna choor day. Good Night.
   
8. Sote hue ko jagayenge hum, Aap ki ninde churayenge hum, Har waqt sms kar satayenge hum, Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum. Goodnight!
   
9. Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.
   
10. AGAR MANZIL PANI HAI TO HOSLA SAATH RAKHNA, AGAR PYAR PANA HAI TO AITBAAR SATH RAKHNA, AUR AGAR HAMESHA MUSKURANA HAI TO SONE SE PEHLE,HUMEN YAAD RAKHNA GOOD NIGHT.
    
11. Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? Inni jaldi? Ik mint ruko mainu Gud night te bolan deo ji!! Gud Night hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena.
    
12. Dil me halka sa ek shor ho raha hai, Bina SMS ke dil bor ho raha hai, Kahi aisa to nahi ki ek pyaasa sa Dost Good Night kiye bina hi so raha hai.
    
13. Tere bistar par makdi lage, Tere room me machar fire, raat ko lite chali jaye, Puri raat garmi lage, tere sapne me BHOOT aaye. Chal aab soja... Good Nite!
    
14. Ab itni raat ko apun apko kisi baba ka satsang sunane k liye msg nahi kiya ,commonsense ki baat hai ki aapko gud nite bolne ka tha.chalo ludak jao....gud night.
    
15. Pyari si Raat me pyare se sitare, pyara sa chand,pyari si chandani, or pyari si thandi hawaye ek pyare se dost ko pyari si nind de jaye.
    
16. tum ko shram nahi aati rat kay 12 bajay ek jawan aur tanha lardki ko miss call kar ke us kay jazbat or ehsasat ko jagaty ho sharam karo or soo jao BYE G00D NIGHT..!
    
17. jab yaad tumhare ate hay hum yado may ko jatay hay kuch tais se dil pe lagte hay hum ro ro k so jatay hay .
    
    In English:-
    
    
18. If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost, U know whats wrong? U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’ Good Night.
    
19. One evening i will come 2 ur room lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed I’ll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face And I’ll shout, Have a gr8 night!!
    
20. A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed, Calling ur nice Name so softly, Throwing flowers on U And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.
    
21. Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight, Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight…. But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night. Goodnight.
    
22. Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
    
23. Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams.
    
24. A bed of clouds for U to sleep, Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp, Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U, May u sleep peacefully thru out the night. “Good Night”
    
25. I think your eyes are tired looking at this world reflecting through light, let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours. happy journey into the dream world. Good Night.
    
26. You may think that I forgot you. You may think that I don’t care, and you may think that I’m not thinking of you. Well, you’re wrong. You’re still in my dreams.,, goodnight.
    
27. If the Candles cannot burn without light, If Moon cannot Shine without Night, Then how can i Sleep without wishing you Good Night...??
    
28. Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night..
    
29. Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that you may keep. May all of your dreams and wishes come true coz I couldn’t find a better friend like you! GoodNight.
    
30. One of d best msg i ever read... "Haatho ki lakiron par, kabhi vishwaas na karna, kyunki taqdir to unki bhi hoti hai, jinke haath nahi hote"... GN.SD.TC.
    
31. No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there are stars or moon,as long as ur heart is true,SWEET DREAMS wl b always wt u. GOOD NIGHT:-)tk cr.
    
32. If u feel little bored,little sick,little sad,all lost, U know whats wrong? U r suffering from lack of Vitamin ‘ME’ Good Night.
    
33. A sleepy msg from a sleepy friend to a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason in a sleepy mood at a sleepy time wid a sleepy style to say sleepy sleepy good night....
    
34. G -o to Bed O -ff the lights O -ut of tension D -reams come N -ice sleep I -gnore worries G -et up earlier H -ave a nice thought
    T -hank the GOD.
    
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1. Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
   Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,
   
   Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
   Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.
   
   Good Morning
   
2. X’cuse me,
   Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho
   aur sms parh rahe ho to
   “Good Night”
   
   Aur agar aap so gaye ho
   aur sms subah parho gay to phir
   “Good Morning”
   
3. Good Morning..!
   !
   !
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   !
   !
   !
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   Ab neeche nashta
   dhond rahe ho kia?
   Aik bar keh to diya
   “Good Morning”
   
   
   
4. Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko,
   Dusri kiran hasi de aapko,
   Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi,
   Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!!
   Good Morning.
   
5. Soraj ki pehli kiran
   Din ka pehla pehar
   Panchion ki pehli chehchahat
   Dhanak ka pehla rang
   Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
   Subha ka pehla khomar:
   GOOD MORNING
   &
   HAVE NICE DAY.
   
6. ne ye Paigaam bheja hai Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se HumGood Morning.
   
   
7. Hi Good Morning...!!! Uth gaye ho na? Arz hai,Chai ke pyale se uthte dhue mein teri
   tasvir nazar aati hai,Inhi khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
   
   
   
   In English:-
   
   
8. May you begin this day with a smile on your face,
   and with happiness for your soul to embrace.
   Good Morning my love.
   
9. Morning is not only sunrise
   but a beautiful miracle of GOD
   that defeats the darkness & spread light.
   May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.!
   “Good Morning“
   
10. The smile is like a simcard and life is like a Cellphone,whenever you insert the
    Simcard of a smile a beautiful day is activated.
    
11. 
    A Morning is a wonderful blessing,Either stormy or Sunny,It stands for hope,Giving
    us another start of what we call ...<*L*I*F*E*>...GooD MoRnInG....have A nice dAy.
    
12. Cheerful people are like Sunlight.They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer
    bright mornings & fresh hopes....**Good Morning** to one such person.
    
13. Life is like a Book: Each day a new page with adventures to experience, lessons to
    learn and good deeds to replicate. Have a COLORFUL PAGE today. Good Morning.
    
14. 
    I have a pair of eyes but can't C U everyday....
    Have a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everyday....
    But I do have a heart... that cares for you everyday. Good Morning.
    
15. Happiness Keeps U SWEET, Trials Make U STRONG, Sorrows Keeps U HUMBLE,
    Sucess Keeps You GLOWING. Wish u a lovely and sweet morning, Gud Day.
    
16. 
    Just 3 Steps to end your tensions: Ctrl+Alt+Del.
    Control yourself,
    Look for alternate solution and
    Delete the situation that caused tension!
    
    Good Morning!
    
17. Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
    and you do not know what it will bring back,
    a new day, a new life, a new friend, a new love
    
    Good Morning.
    
18. With petals of Roses,
    Palm full of Holy water,
    Light of full Sun,
    Fragrance of flower and grass with dew.
    I wish U a
    v. special
    GOOD Moning.
    
19. Blue be the sky above you,
    Soft be the road below you,
    Affection be the breeze around you,
    I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
    Good Morning.
    
20. With petals of Roses,
    Palm full of Holy water,
    Light of full Sun,
    Fragrance of flower and grass with dew.
    I wish U a v. special
    GOOD Moning.
    
21. Morning is God’s way of saying ‘1 more time… Go, live life, Make a difference, touch
    ones heart, encourage 1’s mind, inspire 1’s soul & enjoy d day…’ 1 more time.
    
22. Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles
    and miles of smile just because you smiled, i wish your day is full of SMILE $**Gud
    Morning**$.
    
23. “DREAMS visit us when we are asleep” but
    GOD is truly wise, He wakes us up each day
    and gives us every chance to make our
    DREAMS come true!Good Morning!
    
24. A new day, a new sun, makes us to have a new run.
    Come out of your dreams and see the world outstide. Waiting for you as a new day
    has already begun.Good Morning!
    
25. Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get.
    Keep smiling always it increases ur face value. Have a terrific day. GOOD MORNING.
    
26. 3 glances - 1 smile
    3 smiles - 1 meeting
    3 meeting - 1 kiss
    3 kisses - 1 proposal
    3 proposal - 1 marriage
    and that
    1 marriage - 3 words
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    ?
    ?
    ISKI TO GAYI…
    Good Morning!
    
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""""HiNdI FuNnY SmS:-

ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai k saari duniya ko mita dunga ,mai sari duniya ko
mita dunga.dosra pagal has kar bola he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga.
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I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
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Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi….
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
unke aane ki aas lagti hai ,
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
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Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha ho
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Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho.
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Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
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Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
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Machhar ne aap ko kata,
Yeh us ka junoon tha,
Aap ne khujli ki,
Aap ka sukoon tha,
Phir bhi aap ne usko nahin mara,
Kyun kay us ki ragoon mein aap ka khun tha.
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American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai! .
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Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife
with him.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney
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Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi.
Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi.
aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, saali baap ko le aayi.
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Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks
Student: I will score 100 % marks
Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?
Student : Suroo kisney kiya?
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SAMUNDAR jitna PROJECT,
NADI jitni EFFORT,
BALTI jitna ESTIMATE,
DABBEY jitni SALARY,
CHULLU jitna INCREMENT,
To kya hoga ACHIEVEMENT
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DO MENDAK:
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar”
dusra bola “tar”
pehla bola “tar tar”
dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
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Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yun aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana!
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Ladki aisi paheli hai,
Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai,
Kharcha karo toh bole: “DARLING I LOVE U”.
Na karo toh bole: “BROTHER HOW R U ?”
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Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to
kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali,
jis mod se guzro wahan ke
har ghar se awaaz aaye,
Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye.
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain
Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai
bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan.
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Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.
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Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi

khaoge
Bachche: Nahi karenge sir

Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge
Bachche: Theek hai sir

Sir: Jua nahi kheloge
Bachche: OK sir

Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge
Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya .
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
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Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!
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Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,
Aur kahi karne ki jagha na mile
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Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
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Ladka Bola :
Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

Ladki Boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

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Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.
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Doctor ke haath me phoolon ki mala dekhkar patient ne poocha:
Doctor ye mala kiske liye he?
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Doctor ne jawab diya:
Yeh mera pehla operation he agar success gaya to mere liye varna tumhare liye
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""""EnGlIsH fUnNy sMs""""


Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he
doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..
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Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in
your heart.
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susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
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Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog
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Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
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Girls problems: phone mat karo dear, mom hai near, dad se lagta hai fear,
Baat hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear, without fear and very clear.
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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do
It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek
Se Mera Kya Hoga
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